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THINK POSITIVE

Why don’t just focus on the positive?

Because positive is the way you ought to be

Why don’t we all stop being so derogative to the big tobacco companies?

We say it’s nicotine addictive

We tell you that it’s not

Okay, then maybe everyone just likes it the whole lot

So why destroy the research?

Do you think that they’re afraid?

No, we’re just getting ready for the tickertape parade!!!

Oh, let’s try to focus on the positive

Sure, they kill 4 million folks a year

Let’s stay focussed on the positive

There’s plenty of us still here!

So what if we remove our lung

You shouldn’t be depressed

It’s really for the best

It’s something off your chest

Yes, we know tobacco causes cancer of the bladder

It doesn’t really matter

They make diapers for adults

His tumour was malignant

But look, he’s not indignant, he knows

You’ve got to stay focussed on the positive

Every 8 seconds a smoker dies

It’s become routine

But let’s stay focussed on the positive

There’s 7 seconds in between!

You know what I mean?

We’ll just stay focussed on the positive

They’re not marketing to teens

They’re reaching out to our youths!

So, let’s all focus on the positive

We’re positive, positive

That’s the truth!!!